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Bill Oddie's Beard Isn't there already one of these?
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by AF1 » 02 Sep 2009 11:17
rob the royaljuanpablo i still see him listed as a Reading player
I disguised myself as a fly and buzzed around Hogwood today, sitting on walls and listening in on stuff and this is what I heard:
BR: Oh come in James, don't bother shutting the door... You need a fresh start, you should go to Wolves.
JH: But I don't really want to go. This place is jokes mate. I love it.
BR: A fresh start will be good for you. Footballers always need fresh starts, your time has come James. Trust me, I've been told by someone who knows all about football that James Harper needs a fresh start.
JH: Oh you mean the special one? Jose thinks I should move on?
BR: No, not him, Nicky Hammond.
JH: But i don't want to go.
BR: No TRUST ME you need a fresh start.
JH: But why??? I reckon I can really fit what you're trying to do boss, you know, pass pass pass, I love all that! Sideways pass, backwards pass, cheeky one two. Love it.
BR: Look anyone at this club who's earning the sort of money an ambitious club pays their best players... well... they all need a fresh start.
MM: Excuses me bossky, oh am sorry harps are you conversings with mister gaffers?
JH: No, you're alright Marek, I am off to Wolves, I don't feel loved.
MM: Oh well, OK but I think you should staysky, if we blend the youthsky with the oldsky we may become premiersky soonsky!
JH: Tell HIM that!!! I'm off!
MM: Boss, why are you letting Harpsky runs away? I think he actually will go to Wolveskies!
BR: Marek your mother called, she told me you've been feeling home sick?
MM: Home sick! Haha very amusingsky.No boss, I love it here, Fish and chip, Reading festivalsky! I like! I just come to say I am 100% fit and ready to play.
BR: Oh the physios tell me you're only 99% fit. Sorry Marek, I think you need a loan spell.
MM: A loan? Wheresky!?
BR: Go home, I know you're home sick.
MM: No boss, it's not true. I only want play for Royalskys.
BR: Shut the door on your way out Marek.
[Phone rings]
BR: Hello... Two for the price of one. Oooh lovely jubbly!
[Knock at the door]
JM: Oh hello Brendan, just thought I'd drop by see how you were getting on?
BR: Brilliant. All the players on big money are gone, and I've brought in a couple of 'experienced' cheapies from my days at Watford to keep the fans happy.
JM: Oh Brendan that's brilliant. Fancy dinner at mine with a few friends, just me, Cilla, my Edgar Davids statue and a few sports cars.
BR: I would but I'm just trying to work out how I can get rid of Liam Rosenior... I put an ad on Gumtree, but so far only Hull have called.
by Riseley » 02 Sep 2009 11:41
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