Winston BiscuitSanguineWinston Biscuit Endrick seems to be all the Brazilian footballer potential pitfalls rolled into one.
Hot-headed, a bit short and might get fat - what are the other ones?
Yes deffo has the DNA potential to get fat. I would add in party lifestyle/silly off field decisions & somewhat temperamental. Add to it he is an extremely talented football and it's like he has taken all the best bits and worst bits of big name Brazilian footballers and decided to try and do all of them at once.
If he goes missing at some point, only to pop up at the Rio carnival, then we know he is fully committed to the role.
dont forget to add that he needs to murder his future wife and then dismember her like this Brazilian goalkeeper did
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruno_(fo ... _born_1984)