The old school RFC terrace tunes thread

[Blue Label]

oh Trevor Trevor....Trevor,Trevor,Trevor Senior

Let's go Oxf*rding mental, Let's go Oxf*rding mental.....la la la la.......la la la la

Alders*it, Alders*it, Alders*it.......repeat

Molly Malone

Your so loud you sound like Aldersh*t

[wolsey]

Here we go again, bobbing up and down like this.

[Uke]

oh Trevor Trevor....Trevor,Trevor,Trevor Senior

Shirley it was

oh Trevor Trevor.... Clever Trevor, Clever Trevor Senior

[Royal Lady]

oh Trevor Trevor....Trevor,Trevor,Trevor Senior

Shirley it was

oh Trevor Trevor.... Clever Trevor, Clever Trevor Senior

For you maybe. I've never heard anyone sing the song you refer to.

[EASTENDER MARKY]

U N I T E D
Joey Beauchamps got VD,
With a nick nack paddy whack,
Give the dog a bone,
Why don't Oxford fcuk off home,
Oxford United are shit....

When I was just a little boy,
My grandfather got me a cute little toy,
A swindon fan upon a string,
And he told me to kick his fcuking head in,
his fcuking head in...

[floyd__streete]

Joey Beacuhamps illegitimate
He aint got no birth certificate
He's got AIDS and can't get rid of it
Dirty Oxford b@stard.

[floyd__streete]

I see no mentions of Mark McGhee and his Magic Hat, shocking.

Micky Goodings magic
and so is Jimmy Quinn
and when they saw the championship they said that's what we'll win
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[floyd__streete]

and

F*ck off Mark McGhee
Oh what can it mean?
To a
Fat Scottish b@stard
and a
Sh*t football team

http://www.royals.org/ttbMG.html

[Dawn]

I'm sure there was one for Jamie Lambert about Monaco but the only only I can think of at the moment was the simple "Jamie, Jamie Lambert" (repeat to fade)

Wasn't it "OOOH JAMIE LAMBERT"?

Ooh ah, ooh ah, ooh ah, Scott Tay-lor, ooh ah, Scott Tay-lor.

I seem to remember Lambert scoring a late equaliser against Grimsby, which resulted in the Southbank singing "you're sh!t but you've scored a goal".

He seemed to appreciate the sentiment!

[AndyRFC]

I seem to remember a song

he made me feel sick, so i hit him with a brick,
and now he dont sing no more....
oooh

I dont remember any of line to it and assume it was about Swindon

[Jagdpanther]

I believe it went something like

"He's only a poor little Swindon
His face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing any more"

And who can forget
"Hot Dog
Sausage roll
come on Uve
score a goal"

Happy Days

[Royal With Cheese]

We wish you a Merry Xmas
We wish you a Merry Xmas
We wish you a Merry Xmas
And a Happy New Year
oxf*rd Off!

My personal favourite.

Remember the "Top of the League" chant to the Big Breakfast's "Egg on your Face" tune?

Top of the league, top of the league
Top of the league, top of the league
Top of the league, top of the league
Who d'you think it is, US!

And the hillarous adaptation of the Flumps theme tune.

[floyd__streete]

Remember the "Top of the League" chant to the Big Breakfast's "Egg on your Face" tune?

Top of the league, top of the league
Top of the league, top of the league
Top of the league, top of the league
Who d'you think it is, US!

We've got a corner
We've got a corner

[floyd__streete]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avCeJnw9WbQ

lol don't remember that, it should be brought back for a current player.

It is

We've got Ivar
We've got Ivar
We've got Ivar Ingimarsson


which is several thousand times > Ivar Ingimarsson sang to the tune of 'What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor'

[floyd__streete]

We hate Bristol City
and we hate Swindon Town
We hate Leicester City and we hope that they go down
Oxford are sh*t but they're nothing compared to Palace
Palace? Who the f*ck are Palace?

[Big Foot]

What about the old one with the line "Arthur Askey's got no legs, got no legs, got no legs..."?

[ankeny]

"We hate coppers to the end, Harry Roberts is our friend"about 1970

[Royal With Cheese]

Harry Ramdsen is our friend, he cooks fish.

[Compo's Hat]

What about the old one with the line "Arthur Askey's got no legs, got no legs, got no legs..."?

Niki Lauda's head's on fire, head's on fire, head's on fire...

[Mid Sussex Royal]

Ollie Ollie Ollie Kearns
Ollie Kearns, Ollie Kearns
Ollie Ollie Ollie Kearns, Ollie Ollie Kearns.
oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd, oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd, oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd,
oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd, oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd.

Ollie Kearns, Ollie Kearns, Ollie Ollie Kearns
When he gets the ball
He does oxf*rd all
Ollie Ollie Kearns