Best RFC chants

[Forbury Lion]

Steve Stone, There' s only one Steve Stone

2 Lee Hodges, There' s only two Lee Hodges

[SCIAG]

What a waste of petrol (during the fuel apocalypse the never was)

Sh*t on the floor - Not original, not that great but always makes me LOL as some numpty on a Palace board started a thread about this "racist chant" after it was sung by us at Palace when one of their players went down, who happened to be black

Remember getting grief from a Watford fan after we sung that to Mariappa in the ghost goal game. Glad Adrian overcame our foul racist tirade and joined us.

[tee peg]

Tracksuit from Matalan, tracksuit from Matalan

To Gabor Kiraly (Crystal Palace) about his terrible goalkeeping bottoms.

yeh that made me laugh at the time too
Was it away? any idea when?

It was away. I remember Goater was playing.

[You're Bard]

Bill Oddie was always one of my favourites.

[genome]

Yes, I particularly enjoyed "Tracksuit from Matalan" directed at Kiraly at the Fulham game in September.

[Rollerbob]

Yes, I particularly enjoyed "Tracksuit from Matalan" directed at Kiraly at the Fulham game in September.

This was quality.

"Shoes off, if 'yer 2-0 up" against Derby away last season was pretty special too.

The Shaun Cummings chant always made me chuckle too.

[Pepe the Horseman]

I liked Blackburn away last season, when the whole of the away end stood up and sung "If Ya Gettin' Down" by 5ive, from start to finish.

[JamieY26]

I did laugh when we played Pompey a couple of years ago and we were winning just before half time and people were leaving the ground, to which the away fans sang, "we can see you sneaking out!".... To which we responded, "We've got money for some chips!" ....Made me laugh anyway!

[genome]

Yes, I particularly enjoyed "Tracksuit from Matalan" directed at Kiraly at the Fulham game in September.

This was quality.

"Shoes off, if 'yer 2-0 up" against Derby away last season was pretty special too.

The Shaun Cummings chant always made me chuckle too.

Shaun Cummings
All over your face
Shaun Cummings
All over your face

[Green]

Bill Oddie was always one of my favourites.

Welcome to the board, You're.

[Gilksy]

Steeeeeve McMahon, baldy headed pcunt! - Blackpool 2001

c. 1994/95

[floyd__streete]

Best thing about 'Tracksuit from Matalan' was how brilliant it sounded in your wretched Reading accents.

Trarrrrrrksoot from Mat'alan.

Where possible, all Reading chants should make full use of the Berkshire rolled 'arrrrrr' and the glottal stop.

FYI, Steve McMahon BHC was in fact the B-side to:

He's fat
He's scouse
he'll rob yer f*cking house
Steve McMahon!
Steve McMahon!

Favourite RFC chant:

Southerners Southerners Southerners
Southerners Southerners Southerneeeeeeers
Southerners Southerners Southerners
Southerners
Sou
Thern
Ers

Best sung whilst wearing a straw boater and drinking a glass of champagne.

[AthleticoSpizz]

Limp wristed mug-off of the original and long lamented

Oooh
Arrrh
Oooh
Arrrh
Oooh to be a Suvv
err
narr

[Rollerbob]

Yes, I particularly enjoyed "Tracksuit from Matalan" directed at Kiraly at the Fulham game in September.

This was quality.

"Shoes off, if 'yer 2-0 up" against Derby away last season was pretty special too.

The Shaun Cummings chant always made me chuckle too.

Shaun Cummings
All over your face
Shaun Cummings
All over your face

That's the one.

[Green]

Favourite RFC chant:

Southerners Southerners Southerners
Southerners Southerners Southerneeeeeeers
Southerners Southerners Southerners
Southerners
Sou
Thern
Ers

Best sung whilst wearing a straw boater and drinking a glass of champagne.

'greed - some people say it's a region that struggles with its identity but this puts them right.

[You're Bard]

The '94-'95 home game against Wolves also saw the debut of the ode to John de Wolf:





"Where's your caravan?"

A (very) short-lived classic.

[10539.4 Miles Away]

Nathan Abbey was another one. "Abbey Is a girl's name". The one I remember best was at Chesterfield back in 2002 where the away end was right on top of the goal. To his credit, he was laughing about it. That was at the height of the ITV Digital fiasco and along with the ITV W@nk W@nk W@nk chants, I remember them trying to film a piece for the football league show in front of the away end but giving up because every time the presenter tried to do his bit to camera everyone started singing the Match of the Day theme.

Saltergate was a great away day.

This x 1000000. Loved Chesterfield away, that game was brilliant.

[10539.4 Miles Away]

Its was my sons first birthday yesterday and he was given a ride on fire engine which plays the tune of Michael Finnegan so all I hear, all day, is

Jamie Lambert's illegitimate,
He ain't got no birth certificate,
He's got aids and he can't get rid of it,
Dirty oxford ba5tard.

Not sure if it was always Lambert, think it may have been aimed at Joey Beauchamp? In other shock news.

[sputnik]

He shot
He cum
All over Waller's bum
Maxwell, Maxwell

[Green]

The '94-'95 home game against Wolves also saw the debut of the ode to John de Wolf:





"Where's your caravan?"

A (very) short-lived classic.

There's a slight "AEer doing his time over here to make your account look more authentic" feel about you somehow, You're Bard.