Rumour Swedish striker linked

K9hassel · by **K9hassel** » 31 Aug 2016 17:28

Reading FC are being linked with a striker with a unique heritage. The player of Swedish/Indian roots currently plays in the Indian Super League for FC Pune City. At 6'5" Pootit Onmeheedson is seen as an answer to the Royals longstanding goalscoring problems. Sources claim his attributes are being strong in the air but also good at receiving the ball to feet. Language will not be a barrier as he has many relatives living in a town close to Reading,sources revealed. Talks are ongoing at a location away from traditional spots, rumoured to be somewhere on the Oxford Rd area of Reading. In anticipation the Megastore are stocking up on letters for the surge in shirt sales.

seahawk10 · by **seahawk10** » 31 Aug 2016 17:33

I thought we were after Fookooof Ewepcunt, I could be wrong.

One Beer is never enough. · by **One Beer is never enough.** » 31 Aug 2016 17:48

seahawk10 I thought we were after Fookooof Ewepcunt, I could be wrong.

+1

'lista · by **'lista** » 31 Aug 2016 18:34

Ural Qunce

RG7Fan · by **RG7Fan** » 31 Aug 2016 20:26

I thought we were in for Fook In Nowun?

'lista · by **'lista** » 31 Aug 2016 21:35

RG7Fan I thought we were in for Fook In Nowun?

Keep up, that deal fell through.

Now we're in for Eheny Qhunt-Azlong-Az-Der Tcheep.

harry · by **harry** » 31 Aug 2016 21:57

'lista
RG7Fan I thought we were in for Fook In Nowun?

Keep up, that deal fell through.

Now we're in for Eheny Qhunt-Azlong-Az-Der Tcheep.

Der Tcheep just failed his medical

Sumbloke Uaintheardof is available on a free

dogzbollox · by **dogzbollox** » 01 Sep 2016 13:47

K9hassel Reading FC are being linked with a striker with a unique heritage. The player of Swedish/Indian roots currently plays in the Indian Super League for FC Pune City. At 6'5" Pootit Onmeheedson is seen as an answer to the Royals longstanding goalscoring problems. Sources claim his attributes are being strong in the air but also good at receiving the ball to feet. Language will not be a barrier as he has many relatives living in a town close to Reading,sources revealed. Talks are ongoing at a location away from traditional spots, rumoured to be somewhere on the Oxford Rd area of Reading. In anticipation the Megastore are stocking up on letters for the surge in shirt sales.

He's got a bit of Scottish heritage in there somewhere as well

Richardovellee · by **Richardovellee** » 20 Dec 2016 13:28

The Bournemouth striker could well be on the move today, with Reading, Bristol City and Leeds interested