Supposing it was possible, I wondered how they stacked up, stats wise?
Height
DLC 5 9
Shorey 5 9
Weight
DLC 10 8
Shorey 11 9
Speed
DLC slow
Shorey slow
Crossing
DLC Pretty good
Shorey Generally good and consistently has most assists, but not much to show on this score lately
Passing ability
DLC Very good. Likes to play a One-Two and often is thinking ahead of his team mates
Shorey Normally good, but based on last few games, poor
(Based on Fulham game, cannot even recognise his own players)
International experience
DLC Played in World Cup
Shorey 2 caps
Form
DLC Nothing to go by of late, but when last seen looked in good nick
Shorey Woeful
Goal scoring ability
DLC Not much to write home about here, but who can forget that classic against the Blades?
Shorey Free kick specialist
Consistency
DLC Always played well for the Royals when I have seen him
Shorey Normally (e.g. last season) one of the most reliable players
Flair
DLC Likely to do the unexpected
Shorey Hmmm, steady is probably the best word
Reading the game
DLC Excellent, makes incisive runs and timely interceptions are a speciality
Shorey Average, sticks to what he knows best
Positional play
DLC Occasionally goes missing (bit of a problem for a defender!)
Shorey Usually good
Age
DLC 34
Shorey 27
Star sign
DLC Aquarius
Just because others have a different agenda doesn't mean you can't work together.
Shorey Pisces
Been given a huge assignment? Go for it, today. You can figure out the details as you go along, but you definitely don't want to miss this one.
Della wins it for me
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