Viva la Bikey - the appreciation thread

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Viva la Bikey - the appreciation thread

by Jerry St Clair » 10 May 2009 11:53

Thank you, Stephane Andre Bikey, for providing the most exciting moment at a Reading game since the Duberry and Federici Show against Cardiff on Boxing Day. Ignore the hand-wringing tossers on here. They're the same people who complain that Kitson is showing no passion, and that we don't have any players like Robin Friday anymore.

I hope you dumped in the Burnley bath afterwards.

Enuff luv, bruv.

<Pounds fist against chest is show of solidarity>

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Re: Viva la Bikey - the appreciation thread

by Dr Hfuhruhurr » 10 May 2009 11:56

LOL. Seriously though, if we dont have a tough man in the centre of defence, we might as well let half the teams in this division have a goal head start.

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Re: Viva la Bikey - the appreciation thread

by Maguire » 10 May 2009 12:01

Strongest player on the pitch until, well, he wasn't on the pitch anymore.

Hope he windmilled some of the resident pcunts in the streets around the ground after the game.

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by Jerry St Clair » 10 May 2009 12:19

Maguire Strongest player on the pitch until, well, he wasn't on the pitch anymore.


The massive over-reaction to this is staggering, but sadly predictable. There's even a frigging Facebook group calling for him never to play for Reading again. :roll: Do these people want every player who gives away a penalty and gets sent off ostracised? The only reason I'd want him out of my football club would be if I found out he was shagging my missus.

And even then I'd have to think twice about it.

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Re: Viva la Bikey - the appreciation thread

by Huntley & Palmer » 10 May 2009 12:20

Best defender in the division, though he has the thought processes of a cave man. The over reaction of people on here is as always, brilliantly funny


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Re: Viva la Bikey - the appreciation thread

by Alivey » 10 May 2009 12:21

causing greviously bodily harm is overreacting? twat.

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by Huntley & Palmer » 10 May 2009 12:25

Alivey causing greviously bodily harm is overreacting? twat.

ALOLivey to be honest.

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Re: Viva la Bikey - the appreciation thread

by Maguire » 10 May 2009 12:28

Alivey causing greviously bodily harm is overreacting? twat.


Manky bait Alivey, you can do better.

I didn't know about the Facebook group. Reading fans really are a load of pcunts aren't they?

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Re: Viva la Bikey - the appreciation thread

by Rex » 10 May 2009 12:33

Fcuking facebook at it's best!!.


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Re: Viva la Bikey - the appreciation thread

by PEARCEY » 10 May 2009 12:36

Bikey's my favourite player but he fcuked up last night. If Duberry had given away the pen and thrown his toys out of his pram somehow I don't think there would be an appreciation thread for him.
All Bikey's done is ruled himself out of our last chance saloon game on Tuesday with his chip on his shoulder attitude.
Nice work Andre

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Re: Viva la Bikey - the appreciation thread

by floyd__streete » 10 May 2009 13:19

Jerry St Clair Thank you, Stephane Andre Bikey, for providing the most exciting moment at a Reading game since the Duberry and Federici Show against Cardiff on Boxing Day. Ignore the hand-wringing tossers on here. They're the same people who complain that Kitson is showing no passion, and that we don't have any players like Robin Friday anymore.

I hope you dumped in the Burnley bath afterwards.

Enuff luv, bruv.

<Pounds fist against chest is show of solidarity>


<Pounds fist against chest also>

With you, comrade St Clair. Bikey is my favourite current RFC player bar none; absolutely hat-stand and a decent footballer to boot. I wonder whether we will ever see him in the hoops again after a strop par excellence :lol: ? We will be all the poorer for his departure.

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Re: Viva la Bikey - the appreciation thread

by Wizard » 10 May 2009 13:24

Bikey is now a RFC legend in my eyes.

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Re: Viva la Bikey - the appreciation thread

by rhroyal » 10 May 2009 13:29

This isn't the first time he's done something stupid though. His pre-season trial, the Chelsea game, the African Cup of Nations semi-final. Granted that didn't cost us but it made his temperament and inability to control himself apparent to the world. One thing most of his stupid moments have in common is that they were in big games. Do we want that sort of liability? A player who can't keep his head when the pressure's on. He's not a dirty player, but he loses his mind too often.

I agree that he is the best centre back at the club, probably the best in the division. How many chances do we want to give him though? His conduct yesterday by throwing a tantrum and chucking his shirt on the floor after a blatant red card was inexcusable. I think we've given him enough chances to control his temper now though, and however well he can play, I don't want a player in a Reading shirt who is prone to losing his mind and costing us the game when the pressure's on. And make no mistake, he cost us the game yesterday with his lapse of concentration for the penalty, even before his stamp. Burnley never looked like scoring until Bikey stepped up to the plate. A striker can afford 5 minutes or so switched off and not cost the team. A centre back can't. I don't care how good Bikey was for the first 80 minutes yesterday, his lapse and stupidity has cost us, and it's not the first time.

As far as I'm concerned we've given him enough chances now. Judging from Coppell's comments yesterday he agrees with me.


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Re: Viva la Bikey - the appreciation thread

by Maguire » 10 May 2009 13:35

rhroyal This isn't the first time he's done something stupid though. His pre-season trial, the Chelsea game, the African Cup of Nations semi-final. Granted that didn't cost us but it made his temperament and inability to control himself apparent to the world. One thing most of his stupid moments have in common is that they were in big games. Do we want that sort of liability? A player who can't keep his head when the pressure's on. He's not a dirty player, but he loses his mind too often.

I agree that he is the best centre back at the club, probably the best in the division. How many chances do we want to give him though? His conduct yesterday by throwing a tantrum and chucking his shirt on the floor after a blatant red card was inexcusable. I think we've given him enough chances to control his temper now though, and however well he can play, I don't want a player in a Reading shirt who is prone to losing his mind and costing us the game when the pressure's on. And make no mistake, he cost us the game yesterday with his lapse of concentration for the penalty, even before his stamp. Burnley never looked like scoring until Bikey stepped up to the plate. A striker can afford 5 minutes or so switched off and not cost the team. A centre back can't. I don't care how good Bikey was for the first 80 minutes yesterday, his lapse and stupidity has cost us, and it's not the first time.

As far as I'm concerned we've given him enough chances now. Judging from Coppell's comments yesterday he agrees with me.


Ban this racist filth.

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Re: Viva la Bikey - the appreciation thread

by facaldaqui » 10 May 2009 15:02

I will say this in his defence: people have been calling him overweight, but that torso more than proves them wrong.

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by URZZZZZZZZ » 10 May 2009 15:15

Huntley & Palmer Best defender in the division, though he has the thought processes of a cave man.


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Re: Viva la Bikey - the appreciation thread

by marysiaska » 10 May 2009 15:42

He did lose the plot yesterday... and in 93rd mimute....but I rate him as a player...he is strong and solid...such a shame he couldn't contol his temper....I hope we don't lose him

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Re: Viva la Bikey - the appreciation thread

by Harry Carry » 10 May 2009 15:45

LOL @ Bikey.

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Re: Viva la Bikey - the appreciation thread

by Tails » 10 May 2009 15:55

Harry Carry LOL @ Bikey.


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Re: Viva la Bikey - the appreciation thread

by JYOUNG1300 » 10 May 2009 15:59

was the best player on the pitch up till tat point! i hope he stays!

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